Hi I have a name.
Australian w/ Dutch bckgrnd
Adelaide, in South Australia.
26 years.
I am a computer nerd.
Terribly sarcastic/snarky/satirical.
Sometimes I offend people without knowing....
and then continue to be oblivious..
I love Batman, Ben Folds, Arrested Development, Dexter, Doctor Who and many more things.. including dogs.. why not ask me if I love a thing that you love? :)
I like customizing/modifying things myself for fun as well!
I'm 6'2.8" (191.5 cm) tall.
send me an "ask", that's sure to go well for everyone lol.

22nd July 2014

Link

Tony Abbott: The suppository of all wisdom →

Tagged: tony abbottabbotttonysuppositorywidsomlolwiseidiotfuckaustraliapoliticpoliticalpoliticalspoliticsbutt holebuttanusshitdick headunwiseidioticstupidarseholeassholeshitheadfire from a cannon in to the sun

21st July 2014

Photoset reblogged from (ʃƪ ˘ ³˘)〜♡ with 237,689 notes

iguanamouth:

together at last

oh FARFLE FARF

Tagged: LOL

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7th July 2014

Photo reblogged from Art Nation with 33,303 notes

Tagged: LOLGOTTA GO FAST

15th May 2014

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Things Science lacks in the Religion vs. Science war;

-Spite

-Martyr

-Guilt

I propose we make a hero/mascot called the Guilty Spite Martyr!

Tagged: sciencereligionwardeathmartyrtributeguiltspitehatechrist the redeemerlol

7th May 2014

Video reblogged from Maybe it's cos I'm a Londoner with 438,878 notes

Glad I didn’t scroll pass this !

might be the first time I’ve watched an entire video without it skipping out on tumblr video player lol

gg

Tagged: lol

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5th May 2014

Post reblogged from Smile for Them with 240,729 notes

darnni:

when i can feel myself being really annoying but i can’t stop

image

Tagged: my lifelol

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22nd February 2014

Photo reblogged from Not Just A Firehazard with 434,015 notes

triptophobias:

backwardsorbust:

ellavictorious:

That’s fucked up. That’s real fucked up. That’s some ice spider shit and I do not approve.

That is the sickest shit ever

i just imagined a tiny little ice-spider on the mirror singing ‘let it go’ as he builds his little icy webby fortress.

[x]

triptophobias:

backwardsorbust:

ellavictorious:

That’s fucked up. That’s real fucked up. That’s some ice spider shit and I do not approve.

That is the sickest shit ever

i just imagined a tiny little ice-spider on the mirror singing ‘let it go’ as he builds his little icy webby fortress.

[x]

Tagged: arnoldice ice babylet it gofrozenmr freezeice ice arniecookie monsterelmofunlolfrostspiderfrost spiderwebspidermanspider manboobs

19th February 2014

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Tagged: explosmwater leverengagementlolproposelevel uprelationshipfuckunderwaterunderwater levelunder water level

14th February 2014

Question reblogged from Hulk, make me a sandwich. with 5 notes

Anonymous said: Is your boyfriend actually named "Bruce Wayne"? Didn't think so. But I am, so that makes me Batman.

ravendorkholme:

Sorry about your parents.

Tagged: batmanbruce wayneparents are deaddead parentsbatmanbruceboyfriendsorrynot sorrylol

25th November 2013

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Test messages with the ex

Her [Are you on the 557?] (A local bus)
Me [Are you???]
Me [haha!]
Me [Nah, I’m not lol]
Her [Yep. haha. Ok. Someone looks like you!]

Me [Ahh! Scary.. get his number? lol]

Her [Ha. No]

Me [See where he gets off. if you see him head for my house maybe he’s going to try to steal my life! Uh oh]

What the fuck is wrong with me haha V__V

Tagged: ex gfgfexgirlfriendex girlfriendtextmessagesmsshort message servicetext smshar harlolextingtext extexting with the ex

5th November 2013

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You can’t spell same without me.

Tagged: mesamelolspell

5th November 2013

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Guy in the waiting room with me is 30 and jealous of my ability to play PoKéMoN haha
Sucker

Tagged: pokemonwaiting roomdrugslongdedennelol

1st November 2013

Question with 1 note

Anonymous said: wow u r so much more attract thank folstar

thank

Tagged: folkstarlol

29th October 2013

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Pokedex complete lol

Pokedex complete lol

Tagged: pokemon xpokedexall 151loli'm so slow

18th September 2013

Photo reblogged from The Boy Who Lived with 2,915 notes

Tagged: tony abbotttone abithitleraustraliapmlolnot lolbut srslyadolf hitlerseriously

Source: melchiiboi