Hi
m a butt.
tall ADL dork.

26 (million) years.
I'm in to electronics and dorky junk.
Terribly sarcastic/snarky/satirical.
I love baes. We are all the baes!(?)

I want to bleed positivity but don't know how

I love Batman, Ben Folds, Arrested Development, Dexter, Doctor Who and many more things.. including dogs.. why not ask me if I love a thing that you love? :)
I like customizing/modifying things myself for fun!?! 😝👍
I'm a tall person 191.5 cm(6'3")
send me an "ask", that's sure to go well for everyone lolwtfroflcopter.

veganvibez:

found the best twitter 

Tony Abbott: The suppository of all wisdom || thesuppositoryofwisdom.com

iguanamouth:

together at last

oh FARFLE FARF

Things Science lacks in the Religion vs. Science war;

-Spite

-Martyr

-Guilt

I propose we make a hero/mascot called the Guilty Spite Martyr!

darnni:

when i can feel myself being really annoying but i can’t stop

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(Source: spoopydarnni)

triptophobias:

backwardsorbust:

ellavictorious:

That’s fucked up. That’s real fucked up. That’s some ice spider shit and I do not approve.

That is the sickest shit ever

i just imagined a tiny little ice-spider on the mirror singing ‘let it go’ as he builds his little icy webby fortress.

[x]
Anonymous: Is your boyfriend actually named "Bruce Wayne"? Didn't think so. But I am, so that makes me Batman.

ravendorkholme:

Sorry about your parents.

Test messages with the ex

Her [Are you on the 557?] (A local bus)
Me [Are you???]
Me [haha!]
Me [Nah, I’m not lol]
Her [Yep. haha. Ok. Someone looks like you!]

Me [Ahh! Scary.. get his number? lol]

Her [Ha. No]

Me [See where he gets off. if you see him head for my house maybe he’s going to try to steal my life! Uh oh]

What the fuck is wrong with me haha V__V

You can’t spell same without me.

Guy in the waiting room with me is 30 and jealous of my ability to play PoKéMoN haha
Sucker

Anonymous: wow u r so much more attract thank folstar

thank

Pokedex complete lol

Pokedex complete lol