Hi I have a name.
Dutch by blood and Australian by culture/residency/language/accent. lol.
Adelaide, in South Australia.
24 years.
Terribly sarcastic/snarky/satirical.
Sometimes I offend people without knowing....
and then continue to be oblivious..
I love Ben Folds, Arrested Development, Dexter, Doctor Who and many more things..
I like customizing/modifying things myself, for fun.
I'm 6'2.8" (191.5 cm) tall.
send me an "ask" and I'll respond with truth/lies/UnKNOWN!?! :O
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THIS IS HOW I FEEL ABOUT PUBLIC MAKING OUT
FUCK YOU ALL AND YOUR STUPID GROSS HAPPINESS!
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Bichlax. They replaced the Black non-con with a black con, DW they got dis.
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“Chicken isn’t meat”
wow.. I wonder if she knows what a chicken is.. possibly just hasn’t made the connection
“I’m eating chicken” “hey look at that chicken over there”
one day she might get it..
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before the last ice age they were opposites, or something
greenland was full of green pastures and iceland was covered in iced over lakes and such
IDK
I read it somewhere
Internet
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My motor bike ran out of fuel, I’m going to go and buy a smart car..
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I disagree with mcdonalds in nearly all their foods, but the happy meal.
C’mon
TOY ME UP, BITCH SERVANT! or whatever
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If it’s a tooth, making the pink part it’s mouth, why doesn’t it move it’s mouth when it talks?
fail.
