Hi I have a name.
Australian w/ Dutch bckgrnd
Adelaide, in South Australia.
26 years.
I'm in to electronic devices.
Terribly sarcastic/snarky/satirical.
Sometimes I offend people without knowing....
and then continue to be oblivious..
I love Batman, Ben Folds, Arrested Development, Dexter, Doctor Who and many more things.. including dogs.. why not ask me if I love a thing that you love? :)
I like customizing/modifying things myself for fun as well!
I'm 6'2.8" (191.5 cm) tall.
send me an "ask", that's sure to go well for everyone lol.

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terrible. just terrible. who the hell was still using windows 98 in 2005/6?
If you answered “me” you’re a bad person
On top of which, this image has windows XP pictured.

Go home. 

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Ohhh I get it.

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THIS IS HOW I FEEL ABOUT PUBLIC MAKING OUT
FUCK YOU ALL AND YOUR STUPID GROSS HAPPINESS! 

did-you-kno:

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I want this a lot :)

did-you-kno:

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Pretty sure, no

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are you fucking kidding me?
The ones who sat infront of tvs then are the ones that still do and they were fat then and they’re fat now. 

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"Chicken isn’t meat"
wow.. I wonder if she knows what a chicken is.. possibly just hasn’t made the connection
"I’m eating chicken" "hey look at that chicken over there"
one day she might get it.. 

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GPOY

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I always hodl my dates hand. hodl it in the butt.

"Sorry guys, it’s prescription gum."

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before the last ice age they were opposites, or something
greenland was full of green pastures and iceland was covered in iced over lakes and such

IDK
I read it somewhere
Internet 

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My motor bike ran out of fuel, I’m going to go and buy a smart car..