Hi I have a name.
Australian w/ Dutch bckgrnd
Adelaide, in South Australia.
26 years.
I am a computer nerd.
Terribly sarcastic/snarky/satirical.
Sometimes I offend people without knowing....
and then continue to be oblivious..
I love Batman, Ben Folds, Arrested Development, Dexter, Doctor Who and many more things.. including dogs.. why not ask me if I love a thing that you love? :)
I like customizing/modifying things myself for fun as well!
I'm 6'2.8" (191.5 cm) tall.
send me an "ask", that's sure to go well for everyone lol.

30th April 2012

Photo reblogged from Maybe it's cos I'm a Londoner with 47,788 notes

kyle-:

shirozora:

tennyowithaberetta:

thereichenbachfinn:

nothingtokillordiefor:

doctor-whoson:

ticktocksheep:


youputthetowelonthetable:

clockworksexual:

andeatthemeek:

tovalholl:

win win win

Oh my fuck

#and suddenly all those hail satan posts are not as hilarious
;_;
i love u satan

Satan is pretty much the best guy.



Good Guy Satan. I am full of approve

Lucifer aka Batman

you go satan.

Reblogging this
Going to hell 
Because Satan loves me and is not a dick

…..okay, I’m sorry, I get the whole idea behind this but it is a steaming pile of BULLSHIT. ABSOLUTE BULL that “Satan loves you,” even as a joke. I don’t give a rat’s ASS if you believe in the Devil or whatever, because I have had FIRST HAND EXPERIENCE with what I am CERTAIN was a demonic force. I don’t give a flying FUCK if you believe me because -I- know these experiences have been real, but my friend, who is a completely rational-level-headed person, was possessed, my cousin’s house was haunted by a demon (and HE is NOT a religious person, VERY intelligent with a DOCTORATE in philosophy), and there is SOMETHING in our house that likes to slam doors, show up in my room as a dark shape, manifest as this scary as shit dog thing, and breathe in my ear (and while I may have issues, I even tested myself for things like schizophrenia [which was completely negative] because I thought I was going nuts) and other people have seen things as well. I don’t give a flying FUCK if you believe me, if you want to call me simple-minded, smile and patronize me in your mind, but Satan does NOT FUCKING LOVE YOU. I am sick as SHIT of things like Supernatural portraying demons as these cookie-cutter snarky bastards with a sadistic streak. The demons I have encountered are violent, malicious, terrifying creatures who would enjoy NOTHING better than to see you in pain, depressed, at your wits end. They want your family torn apart, they want you isolated, tortured, terrified, alone. They want to DEVOUR you, they are your WORST ENEMY. They are not cute, sexy, funny, or sarcastic. Regardless of whether or not you thought Paranormal Activity was scary, THAT’S THE KIND OF BEINGS THEY ARE. 
I am so pissed I’m shaking right now. The IGNORANCE! OUR FUCKING BLACK KNIGHT???????? NO! See, while I am CERTAIN I believe in evil, demonic forces, I’m not sure there’s a “Satan” out there, but if there is, he does NOT want your happiness, he does NOT want ANYTHING good for you. He is NOT that corny-ass…. I can’t even think of the word I’m so angry…. relateable character on Supernatural is so wrong it literally makes me want to throw things. Their portrayal of Judeo-Christian mythology is so fucking backward (and from the looks of it, tumblr takes it as truth because they won’t even read the Bible they hate so much) it makes me ill. 
YOU WANT TO SEE SATAN? Look at war, look pain, at people like the Nazis (seriously, look at the SS initiation rituals, look at how Himmler would cut off the head of his officers and try to commune with the dead with them, just… omfg) and what they did, look at genocide, at serial killers, all the evil in this world…. this “Dark Knight” Satan as you call him DELIGHTS in the suffering of people. You say “oh well, that’s just the actions of people” the same could be true of what’s attributed to God in the Bible.
“Beautiful” “Dark Knight” “Silent Guardian” “Watchful Protector” ……… omfg BULLSHIT! I don’t care if you think I’m a religious wacko partially because frankly, tumblr, you have an EXTREME intolerance for anything remotely religious. Even people who are loving, accepting, non-hateful people who don’t force their beliefs on anyone and believe that it is their job to defend the broken and the downcast. How FUCKING hypocritical for a bunch of so-called open-minded people. Shame on you.
FUCK this post. People are SO mindlessly anti-Judeo Christian it’s fucking insane. Think before you judge, people, INSTEAD of coming to a conclusion about an entire belief system and group of people because of the fucking retards who ruin it for the rest of us.
Just…. I’m sorry I’m so incoherent, but for someone who has SEEN the face of evil as a child, who has KNOWN someone who has been legitimately possessed, to HAVE SOMETHING EVIL IN MY HOME and you tell me Satan is a good guy???? How dare you. How DARE you. 

You lost me when you assumed that everyone who reblogged this is anti-Judeo-Christian and a bunch of hypocritical close-minded assholes.



WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I JUST READ

kyle-:

shirozora:

tennyowithaberetta:

thereichenbachfinn:

nothingtokillordiefor:

doctor-whoson:

ticktocksheep:

youputthetowelonthetable:

clockworksexual:

andeatthemeek:

tovalholl:

win win win

Oh my fuck

#and suddenly all those hail satan posts are not as hilarious

;_;

i love u satan

Satan is pretty much the best guy.

Good Guy Satan. I am full of approve

Lucifer aka Batman

you go satan.

Reblogging this

Going to hell 

Because Satan loves me and is not a dick

…..okay, I’m sorry, I get the whole idea behind this but it is a steaming pile of BULLSHIT. ABSOLUTE BULL that “Satan loves you,” even as a joke. I don’t give a rat’s ASS if you believe in the Devil or whatever, because I have had FIRST HAND EXPERIENCE with what I am CERTAIN was a demonic force. I don’t give a flying FUCK if you believe me because -I- know these experiences have been real, but my friend, who is a completely rational-level-headed person, was possessed, my cousin’s house was haunted by a demon (and HE is NOT a religious person, VERY intelligent with a DOCTORATE in philosophy), and there is SOMETHING in our house that likes to slam doors, show up in my room as a dark shape, manifest as this scary as shit dog thing, and breathe in my ear (and while I may have issues, I even tested myself for things like schizophrenia [which was completely negative] because I thought I was going nuts) and other people have seen things as well. I don’t give a flying FUCK if you believe me, if you want to call me simple-minded, smile and patronize me in your mind, but Satan does NOT FUCKING LOVE YOU. I am sick as SHIT of things like Supernatural portraying demons as these cookie-cutter snarky bastards with a sadistic streak. The demons I have encountered are violent, malicious, terrifying creatures who would enjoy NOTHING better than to see you in pain, depressed, at your wits end. They want your family torn apart, they want you isolated, tortured, terrified, alone. They want to DEVOUR you, they are your WORST ENEMY. They are not cute, sexy, funny, or sarcastic. Regardless of whether or not you thought Paranormal Activity was scary, THAT’S THE KIND OF BEINGS THEY ARE. 

I am so pissed I’m shaking right now. The IGNORANCE! OUR FUCKING BLACK KNIGHT???????? NO! See, while I am CERTAIN I believe in evil, demonic forces, I’m not sure there’s a “Satan” out there, but if there is, he does NOT want your happiness, he does NOT want ANYTHING good for you. He is NOT that corny-ass…. I can’t even think of the word I’m so angry…. relateable character on Supernatural is so wrong it literally makes me want to throw things. Their portrayal of Judeo-Christian mythology is so fucking backward (and from the looks of it, tumblr takes it as truth because they won’t even read the Bible they hate so much) it makes me ill. 

YOU WANT TO SEE SATAN? Look at war, look pain, at people like the Nazis (seriously, look at the SS initiation rituals, look at how Himmler would cut off the head of his officers and try to commune with the dead with them, just… omfg) and what they did, look at genocide, at serial killers, all the evil in this world…. this “Dark Knight” Satan as you call him DELIGHTS in the suffering of people. You say “oh well, that’s just the actions of people” the same could be true of what’s attributed to God in the Bible.

“Beautiful” “Dark Knight” “Silent Guardian” “Watchful Protector” ……… omfg BULLSHIT! I don’t care if you think I’m a religious wacko partially because frankly, tumblr, you have an EXTREME intolerance for anything remotely religious. Even people who are loving, accepting, non-hateful people who don’t force their beliefs on anyone and believe that it is their job to defend the broken and the downcast. How FUCKING hypocritical for a bunch of so-called open-minded people. Shame on you.

FUCK this post. People are SO mindlessly anti-Judeo Christian it’s fucking insane. Think before you judge, people, INSTEAD of coming to a conclusion about an entire belief system and group of people because of the fucking retards who ruin it for the rest of us.

Just…. I’m sorry I’m so incoherent, but for someone who has SEEN the face of evil as a child, who has KNOWN someone who has been legitimately possessed, to HAVE SOMETHING EVIL IN MY HOME and you tell me Satan is a good guy???? How dare you. How DARE you. 

You lost me when you assumed that everyone who reblogged this is anti-Judeo-Christian and a bunch of hypocritical close-minded assholes.

WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I JUST READ

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