we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police
Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.
sign me up hurhurhur
If there are any Australians wanting to leave the country after the recent election I happen to have a very nice shed in New Zealand they can stay in.
Benefits of living in my shed:
- It’s got a roof and everything
- Tony Abott doesn’t run it
Neither Courage Wolf nor Calming Manatee were doing much to help my anxiety, but I knew they were both on to something.
So, I created Calmage Wolfatee.
This is glorious beyond my capacity to comprehend.
thIS IS EXACTLY WHAT MY LIFE NEEDS EVERY DAY FOREVER
why can’t we have an awesome prime minister?
Why are we stuck with a scum sucking shit face ?
OK BUT WHERE DID HIS FACE GO WHY IS THERE NO FACE IN BETWEEN HIS FINGERS
His neck isn’t even coming out of his shirt
Tony “I don’t understand anything so I’m gonna destroy it and hope no one notices” Abbott
tone ‘sack of shit’ abbit
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